Youth V Old Age!

[zephyr]

Youth is wasted on the young

They think they rule the world

I’ve got half a days work done

By the time from their bed they’re uncurled

 

Trousers hanging around their knees

Pull them up learn to dress please

Scruffy louts shuffle and mutter

Looking at me like I’m an old age nutter

 

I’ve passed through the angst of puberty

No acne besmirches my face

You spotty, hormone driven adolescents

You’re losing the human race

 

Keep your youth you youngsters

I’ve got you beaten you swines

I can sit on the bog and brush my teeth

And sing at the same time

[Mustard]

Reckon you must not long have had a birthday. I always feel a bit jealous around a birthday too. Gettin old isn't fun.