zephyr Posted August 9, 2007 Posted August 9, 2007 If you’re finding sex a pain in the arse I think you’re doing it wrong Make sure that she’s the right way up That’s the big bit of a thong If you’re having sex and her toes they curl With each and every thrust Make sure you take her tights off Before you’re overcome with lust If you’re twiddling with her nipples And she’s not enjoying the sensation Remember they’re very delicate You’re not tuning a radio to a station If she dresses up in fishnets To add spark cos sex is always the same If you really want to carry on breathing Don’t ask from which trawler they came
Major Chip Hazzard Posted September 9, 2007 Posted September 9, 2007 LOL - loved the: Don’t ask from which trawler they came : Sorry, Peel just sprung to mind
zephyr Posted September 10, 2007 Author Posted September 10, 2007 Go easy 'major chip hazzard' I've managed to be ostracized from most places on the IOM, but not yet Peel. It has to be said that women aren't as naive as once they were. Men of my age, on the other hand, really are as naive as they ever have been.
Pook Posted September 23, 2007 Posted September 23, 2007 If you’re twiddling with her nipplesAnd she’s not enjoying the sensation Remember they’re very delicate You’re not tuning a radio to a station De Pook use to tune in to Manx Radio and found a real turn off with de ladies. I now twiddle my knob right round to point at other FM slots
homarus Posted September 24, 2007 Posted September 24, 2007 LOL - loved the: Don’t ask from which trawler they came : Sorry, Peel just sprung to mind Used to live in Peel ,Its a lovely town with lovely people! and it really pisses me off when people churn out the same old tired jokes! However!, Looked out my flat window late one night(opposite Gayles fayre in Peel ) and had a birds eye view of some old bint wearing a very short skirt and fishnets, wrapped around a very drunken guy who I recognised !, the moon was up and I swear you could see the herring scales glint in the moonlight!
Lonan3 Posted September 24, 2007 Posted September 24, 2007 some old bint wearing a very short skirt and fishnets, wrapped around a very drunken guy who I recognised !, the moon was up and I swear you could see the herring scales glint in the moonlight! Did she have a herring aid?
zephyr Posted September 25, 2007 Author Posted September 25, 2007 No she didn't have a Herring aid, but she had a wet plaice and she knew how to fillet.
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