I Hope That I Don't Fall In Love With You

[Minxie]

It's a well known fact that women aren't keen on going down and this section is below waist line

Some of us don't mind visiting down here. I thought it was very good Declan, and I didn't picture her with tattoos when I read it

[Miss Take]

She's gonna give herself a bad back with all that arching.

[littleh]

So where's the next part??? Really enjoyed this and would like some more now please *holds out bowl like Oliver Twist*

[piebaps]

Tom Waits did this story in a song called Closing Time.

[Addie]

I really enjoyed that, Declan.

 

I just loved the "the emerald spotlight" remark.

 

The old pack of carcinogenics let it down a bit though.

[Declan]

Tom Waits did this story in a song called Closing Time.

 

The song was called I hope I Don't Fall in Love with you. The lp was Closing Time. I was planning to write a series of storys based on songs of which this was the first. Since I'm not all that keen on this story I never persued the idea.

[piebaps]

I liked the song and I liked your story too. It kinda puts more meat on the bones of the song IYKWIM.

 

I may just dig out my old cassette collection later and then re-read this while listening.

[bellyup]

Cheers guys! When I posted this I was expecting only the ladies to like it and all the fellas to think it was soppy. But only men have replied!

 

Declan my lad no wonder you have no luck with the ladies.

They probably see you as a goggle eyed lush leching at them over a beer.

[Declan]

You're just jealous cos you can't afford me.

[carbon selector]

Nice one Mr Declan. Been there.

 

Sorry to attempt to burst your bubble here but,

 

at the end of the day she's still Fag-ash Lil.

 

I bet she got one of those tacky tattoos on her shoulder or down her back. Branded like.

Look! I made her up and she doesn't have a tattoo. OK.

Tom Waits did this story in a song called Closing Time.

 

The song was called I hope I Don't Fall in Love with you. The lp was Closing Time. I was planning to write a series of storys based on songs of which this was the first. Since I'm not all that keen on this story I never persued the idea.

 

Ah, so you didn't actually make her up then, Declan.

 

Anyway, I think for the manxforums 10 year anniversary party, you could do a couple of your stories. I remember the Parish Walk one, but there were plenty of others.

[irishone]

Depends what the tattoo is, some are tacky, others are just plain sexy

 

The lighting of a cigarette is one of the most eroric things going, either that or drinking through a straw, it's to do with the pursing of the lips.

 

The sexiest word ever uttered by a woman is Plinth, ask a female to say the word slowly, trust me it is (As nicked from Robert Rankin)

yeah dead sexy, especially when after its lit the woman then transfers it to the corner of her mouth and tries to talk! Men smoking doesn't look as bad.You are right about the tattoos though, I got mine to please my partner who considers then very sexy, but there are some which as you say "are tacky"

[Bananaman]

 

Tom Waits did this story in a song called Closing Time.

The song was called I hope I Don't Fall in Love with you. The lp was Closing Time. I was planning to write a series of storys based on songs of which this was the first. Since I'm not all that keen on this story I never persued the idea.

Tom Waits - the only person to up him