alibaba Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 Hee hee hee, here's one for the ladies! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Day-bassist-The-Heights-/260670504633?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item3cb12c3eb9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sausages Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 This woman is selling spells: http://shop.ebay.co.uk/mia-angel/m.html The cheapest one is £6. She has over 8000 positive feedback. That's at least £48k - possibly as much as £100k given to her by stupid people. Dragons' Den here I come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bombay Bad Boy Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Combined ferry and runway extension Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minxie Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 The description of this made me chuckle Waterproof Cycling Jacket / Invisibility Cloak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mission Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Nice one, I liked some of the Q&A's too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slik2000 Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 http://cgi.ebay.com/POKEMON-PIKACHU-ILLUSTRATOR-TOP-AWARD-CARD-/370522990337?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item5644e42701 - a bit pricy for 1 card Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 http://cgi.ebay.com/POKEMON-PIKACHU-ILLUSTRATOR-TOP-AWARD-CARD-/370522990337?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item5644e42701 - a bit pricy for 1 card and he still hasn't found a buyer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danihomer Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Brand-New-Ray-Ban-Sunglasses-/120788214458?_trksid=p5197.m7&_trkparms=algo%3DLVI%26itu%3DUCI%26otn%3D4%26po%3DLVI%26ps%3D63%26clkid%3D3264257491266908295#ht_500wt_1287 BARGAIN!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merkin Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 £1 manx for £9.70 sterling?! I always knew i should be a forex trader.... http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Isle-Man-Paper-Money-1-Pound-1983-UNC-/250844131501?pt=UK_Coins_Banknotes_GL&hash=item3a6779b0ad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mission Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 From China no less! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amadeus Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 Want! No idea why, but want! http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Concorde-Rolls-Royce-Olympus-593-610-Turbojet-Engine-Reheat-/110783047958?pt=UK_Collectables_Aeronautica_MJ&hash=item19cb2f2916 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pongo Posted December 4, 2011 Author Share Posted December 4, 2011 OP is for a recently out of date IOM tax disc. Looking at eBay completed listings I see that these things actually sell. I wonder why anyone would want an out of date tax disc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.u...984.m1423.l2649 well wikd! eBay pulled listing, but, as a special treat, I have a link to the main body of the ad, which went viral with over 30,000 hits Attention Teenage Drug Dealers / Low Life & Oxygen Thieves If you think you've saved enough benefit from your 4 children before your 20, this could be the answer to your prayers. A proper bastardized, chaved up Skippy mobile if ever there was. Enhance your street cred at the local drive through burger joint or council estate shop front no end with this utterly tacky converted little MG ZR. Not your Gran's idea of a lift to town, granted, but a fantastic opportunity to increase 3 fold your class A drug selling ability. This is the car you need boys. The punters will flock to the window for your home grown skunk and other illegal substances. you just ain't gonna look out of place in this little beauty! Now I've made sure the tax ran out last November, so there is a big pat on your scrawny little backs already. Dig out your favorite unwashed "Um bro" hoody and come cast your shifty little eyes on this. Ideal for the "Street Pharmacist" and other suitably attired twats. Your gonna need a baseball cap with this beauty, ideally one that comes with no fitting instructions. Heaven forbid you should put it on the right way. What better way to compliment your stolen Nike Air Max trainers than to be seen dangling a foot outta this pocket rocket. Worried about the Babylon spotting ya, no need. Car comes fully equipped with proper blacked out gangster glass on the side windows. Hell, you could even fill the back up with your ugly chav kids and know one would see 'em. doesn't get much better boys. Ah, but it does. It does. To show your complete and utter lack of taste and knowledge of the motor car you'll also find the ridiculous rock hard lowered suspension to your taste as well. Why not get a step closer to Gran's inheritance by offering her a lift in ya new "wheels" then taking her down the post Office flat out over the speed humps round your estate and hopefully knocking the spine out of her? Might need 2 laps but god damn them single teenage mums smoking Marlboro Lights outside the chippy will be impressed fellas. You know that they like a ride like this. To complete the proper drug dealer look, maybe you could add a tasteless stripe from the front to the rear in "Air Max" white it really wouldn't complement the car in any shape or form. Rather like you and your Brethren spitting on the floor constantly. Completely needless but you think it makes a statement about you. You'll also enjoy the totally pointless but ridiculously noisy after market air filter. About as helpful as a fart in an astronaut suit, but hell, you didn't get where you are today by being helpful, did you? I'm quite sad to see the thing go really. There is nothing more pleasurable to me at 38 than to drive round in this bit of shit and look a complete prick. I'd much rather hand the opportunity to you work shy crack head council tenants any day. This little set of wheels is gonna let the other hoodies know you've made it. Cocaine and skunk selling is never gonna get any easier for the lucky buyer of this car. I might have a deal on a couple of gram's of smack or coke, but ideally I'd need to get a serious drug habit before hand. Perhaps someone could help? You can pay in cash or wraps, I'm easy really. Bring along your mums credit card or one that your mate has cloned down the petrol station. If it is going to be hard cash, please ensure it is discretely hidden in a used Tesco carrier bag, and you have folded one £20 note around 4 others. Makes counting so much easier. For any female buyer I'm offering a free Tattoo of something utterly meaningless to go in the middle of your lower back. If you haven't already got your "Tramp Stamp" that is. If your an under-age drink driver, or under-age driver for that matter, this little beauty really will attract the attention of the local constabulary. You'll struggle to drift pass any patrol car. Make sure there is at least 6 of you in the car though, Spliff in hand. If your driving, have another swig from your 2 litre plastic "LIDL" brand cider as you nonchalantly flip the bird to the passing police patrol. Head off for the nearest estate for some tyre screeching fun. They ain't never gonna take you alive in this. The car does like a good rev in the morning at any unsocial hour. Neighbors will love it and feel proud to live in the same road. don't forget to rev the pants off of it at all junctions and roundabouts as well. This really will increase the length of your manhood no end. Your virginity is gonna be a thing of the past when the babes see you in this "fanny magnet". You can almost bet your last eighth of puff your gonna get laid. Hell, might even get a few STD's as well. your gonna get a proper bird with this motor. For the disqualified driver I'll even offer to recover it from outside the local Magistrates or police station. What better way to impress the local Judicial system in one final act of defiance before collecting your ASBO? Don't let the frivolous matter of actually holding a current, valid drivers license and insurance put you off this bargain. A visit to your local crack house should procure some documentation from as little as fifty quid. Nuff said, innit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mojomonkey Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 Wild Grey Amorous Squirrels -http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/280790080359 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebees Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 I ordered some crochet hooks from Ebay......they sent me a dog basket! Here follows the email, priceless hello my dear Bees good day thanks for your purchase in advance I am so surprised that you received a dog bed instead of your hooks this is really unpleasant just now ,I checked the record for you your order is hooks,it is our people who handled your items by mistake please let me express our heartfelt apology Bees , I will send the hooks to you today it will arrives you soon as the the dog ped may I know do you have a dog if you are interested in it we would like to sell it to you at the best price looking forward to your fast reply have a nice day best regards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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