Shouldn't

[zephyr]

There’re some things that really shouldn’t be done

Like a fat arsed girl wearing any kind of thong

Keep your bum crack covered, big knickers or the like

I like something nice to look at not somewhere to park my bike

A fat blokes beer belly barely constrained

Under a white ‘T’ shirt have people got no shame?

They’re usually covered in gravy, ice cream and slops of pop

If you’re a sloppy eater at least wear a darker top

Some girls shouldn’t wear crop tops together with hipster jeans

It’s the roll of flab between them that makes you want to scream

Now I am not the prudish sort, youth will have its way

What is or isn’t the fashion who am I to say

Here’s one thing that causes me intrigue

With all these body piercings will they die of metal fatigue?

After the funeral service, the cremation their last lap

You could gather up the ashes and weigh them in as scrap