Mr. Sausages Posted November 27, 2009 Posted November 27, 2009 Most stories have taken the word "seriously" out of the reports, and most now say he's been released from hospital.
Terse Posted November 27, 2009 Posted November 27, 2009 BBC LINK Initial reports said he had been seriously injured, but his agent Mark Steinberg later told US TV station CNBC that Woods was "fine". A local mayor said Woods had been treated for facial lacerations. The golfer's car reportedly struck a fire hydrant and tree as he pulled out of the driveway of his home, according to local media reports.
Amadeus Posted November 28, 2009 Posted November 28, 2009 The inevitable: So, Tiger Woods had a car accident? Well, maybe he should have used a driver. New Gillette Advert! Tiger Woods appears and says "Wow, that was a close shave!" It's not often that Tiger Woods starts out with a bad drive, hits a water hazard, and ends up in the trees. Tiger Woods has hit a fire hydrant and then a tree. Big deal, I do that every time I play golf. I'm going to start playing Tiger Woods PGA tour on the Wii - with the steering wheel. Rescue efforts were delayed during Tiger's car accident - fire brigade couldn't see the Woods for the tree.
Declan Posted November 28, 2009 Posted November 28, 2009 How do you manage to hit a tree as you leave your drive so violently that you are found on the road drifting in & out consciousness.
Whimsy Posted November 28, 2009 Posted November 28, 2009 It was probably a bit of a domestic. His wife was teed off because be had been seeing another little birdie, she was green with jealously and feeling under par because of his behaviour. They tried to iron out their difficulties, but he took her honour and set off with a tree wood. The eagle eyed amongst you will know that this will be an albatross round his neck for the rest of his career, and Cod knows, driving a turbot powered car is always a big mis-hake, especially if you don't halibut any insurance in plaice.......and....and.....and.....stickleback plastic.....trout.......grayling.......kilmarnock..............
Mr. Sausages Posted November 28, 2009 Posted November 28, 2009 How do you manage to hit a tree as you leave your drive so violently that you are found on the road drifting in & out consciousness. Trees don't move, so I guess he could have banged his head on the wheel suddenly. Lots of rumours around - he was drunk - he was on "prescription pills" - his wife was chasing him with a golf club because he's having an affair etc (she smashed the rear window with a golf club & claims it was to get him out of the car). All very bizarre, and I doubt the truth will ever come out.
Nosferatu Posted November 29, 2009 Posted November 29, 2009 More to the point , who actually gives a fuck ?
Whimsy Posted November 30, 2009 Posted November 30, 2009 It was probably a bit of a domestic. His wife was teed off because be had been seeing another little birdie, she was green with jealously and feeling under par because of his behaviour. They tried to iron out their difficulties, but he took her honour and set off with a tree wood. The eagle eyed amongst you will know that this will be an albatross round his neck for the rest of his career, and Cod knows, driving a turbot powered car is always a big mis-hake, especially if you don't halibut any insurance in plaice.......and....and.....and.....stickleback plastic.....trout.......grayling.......kilmarnock.............. And, more importantly, where are Dick and Dom when you need them most? All together now.....
FReaK Posted November 30, 2009 Posted November 30, 2009 Has anyone over here tried the 'I'm not seeing police today, please come back the next day or even better the day after that would be super'
Whimsy Posted November 30, 2009 Posted November 30, 2009 On the theory that things come in threes, it is almost certain that anytime soon, Roger Federer will probably stab the Pope.
Terse Posted November 30, 2009 Posted November 30, 2009 Nothing ever quite matches the Daily Mash version of events! CLICK
Mr. Sausages Posted December 5, 2009 Posted December 5, 2009 Tiger's really crap at keeping his affairs secret. He let a Japanese fly on wall documentary crew film him while he shared intimate moments with one of his mistresses. It's all on this youtube clip, from 43 seconds onwards.
Amadeus Posted December 9, 2009 Posted December 9, 2009 http://www.candystand.com/play/golfers-getaway http://www.addictinggames.com/tigerparkingslam.html http://www.break.com/games/tiger-woods-wife-outrun.html
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