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A good friend of mine has applied to a dating agency and has been introduced to someone who she really likes.

 

All I can say is fingers crossed!!! I am hoping that some happiness comes from this. I would never have imagined someone like this person applying to an agency but if they want to find love, they don't have much else to do.

 

Realistically speaking, with the hours we work, the time we have for our families and friends, the only time any of my group have to meet anyone special is saturday nights and thanks to Carl Fogarty's autobiography and slappers from days ago setting the scene for the men of today, only dirty b@st@rds and saddos seem to apply.

 

The last chat up line I heard was "So are we sh@gging tonight or what?". Thanks Carl Fogarty, you pr*ck.

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I don't see why there is such a stigma attached to it. It is only another means of introduction and I don't see there being much difference to that and meeting a stranger in a bar. At least with an introduction you can weedle out the ones who are only interested in a quick one nighter and meet people who have similar aims and objectives to yourself.

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2 days after my marriage broke up, a 'friend' sent me a local online dating agency web address for a 'laugh'.

 

My darling husband (That's Happy Fun Guy btw - "Always ready for fun and adventure!") was advertising for his next wife.

 

It took me all of ten minutes to spot him.

 

Happy Fungi my arse. :/

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I assume that was your ex husband and not a new one?

 

Fungi sounds rather appropriate ;-)

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I assume that was your ex husband and not a new one?

 

That question might take a bit of answering to be honest. How long you got? ;P

 

The easy answer is that yes, sadly, it was a 'new' one.

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OK....

 

Ex husband = fungi

 

New one = fun guy

 

We can work on the happy and adventurous bit :-)

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OK....

 

Ex husband = fungi

 

New one = fun guy

 

We can work on the happy and adventurous bit :-)

 

 

Erm....

 

I TOLD you it was hard to explain.

 

It WAS a new one - but NOW it's an old one - shortly to be an EX one - not to be confused with the OTHER ex one.

 

THAT's why I don't go out any more. I can't be trusted. Some people bring home kebabs; I bring home husbands. :/

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could be worse!

 

 

It was. It was a man he was looking for - not a woman.

 

When you're in a hole up to your neck in xxxx you stop digging. I suggest you stop now. ;-)

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ok thats worse.

 

When you're in a hole up to your neck in xxxx you stop digging. I suggest you stop now. ;-)

 

 

would have to be a F**** big hole for that to happen :P

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That was worse..... but funny! Every cloud has a silver lining see?

 

1) Ex husband = Fungi

 

2) New husband = Fungi who loves Fun Guys

 

I would suggest that you try acquiring a passion for kebabs however, I am an eternal optimist...

 

DOH!

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Mrs Paradopulopodus just doesn't do it for me - sorry. ;-)

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