thebees Posted July 19, 2004 Posted July 19, 2004 I think you are meant to eat the Kebab, not marry the owner of the eatery
Guest Rox Posted July 19, 2004 Posted July 19, 2004 Oh. I think I just worked out what I did wrong all those times.
Bill Posters Posted July 19, 2004 Posted July 19, 2004 You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. --------------------------------------------------------------------- At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other women replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man." --------------------------------------------------------------------- A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband wanted". Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine. --------------------------------------------------------------------- When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Eighty percent of married men cheat in the U.S.A. The rest cheat in Canada. --------------------------------------------------------------------- A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished. --------------------------------------------------------------------- A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying." --------------------------------------------------------------------- Young son: Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and by then it was too late." --------------------------------------------------------------------- Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. --------------------------------------------------------------------- If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. --------------------------------------------------------------------- You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nights, and so does she. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Husband: Want a quickie? Wife: As opposed to what? ------------------------------------------------------------------- First guy: "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." --------------------------------------------------------------------- Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are attractive to the opposite sex.
Observer Posted July 19, 2004 Posted July 19, 2004 Anyone got a kebab they want eating? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Pray..... yes PRAY that Stavros isn't around to read that
Grumble Posted July 19, 2004 Posted July 19, 2004 Rox: I'd buy you a kebab, but I bet you're the sort of girl who expects all the trimmings AND chips and cheese! Online dating is OK - I've done it, but always had to travel off-island for dates. Had some fun, but didn't meet The One. But it's more likely this way than the usual meat markets around Douglas... and if you girls hate cheesy chat-up lines, think how embarrassed WE are uttering them and getting knocked back. So Rox - do you want garlic AND chilli sauce..?
Observer Posted July 19, 2004 Posted July 19, 2004 Grumble - is that garlic and chilli sauce with "no rings attached?"
Grumble Posted July 20, 2004 Posted July 20, 2004 Obs - when things go wrong, it's the kebabs that suffer. Shish, I certainly can't afford to keep giving houses and furniture away...
Guest Rox Posted July 20, 2004 Posted July 20, 2004 Grumble - is that garlic and chilli sauce with "no rings attached?" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You've heard about his Prince Albert then have you? *shudder*
Stavros Posted July 20, 2004 Posted July 20, 2004 Mrs Paradopulopodus just doesn't do it for me - sorry. ;-) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Just be grateful that the surname isn't "Rolls" That would have made you Mrs Roxanne Rolls! Pray..... yes PRAY that Stavros isn't around to read that I'm not going to say anything. Last time I offered her my kebab, I offered my honour. She honoured my offer and all night long is was honour and offer! Stav.
MrsTrellisfromNorthWales Posted July 20, 2004 Posted July 20, 2004 Whenever Mr Trellis is away coaching the St Asaph All-Female Wrestling Team - or in jail - I console myself with this thought. I'm only two short of a ménage a trois.
Mission Posted July 20, 2004 Posted July 20, 2004 Obs - when things go wrong, it's the kebabs that suffer. Shish, I certainly can't afford to keep giving houses and furniture away... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You gotta watch out for those shish kebabs, they're the worst!
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