mannananscloak Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 A bloke goes to the DOI to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine." "Have you ever worked for the public service before?" "Yes, I was in the army." he says, "I was in Iraq for two tours." The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?" The guy says, "Yes. A mine exploded near me when I was there and I lost both of my testicles". The interviewer grimaces and then says, "O.K. You've got enough points for me to take you on right away. Our normal hours are from 8.00am to 4.00pm... ...but you can start tomorrow at 10.00am - and carry on starting at 10.00am every day." The bloke is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8.00am to4.00pm, why don't you want me here until 10.00am? I'm not looking for any special treatment" "What you have to understand is that this is a DOI job," the interviewer says, "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our bo!!ocks. There's no point in you coming in for that." __________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slinkydevil Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Not very original. http://tinyurl.com/6dqsyee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mannananscloak Posted May 15, 2011 Author Share Posted May 15, 2011 Not very original. http://tinyurl.com/6dqsyee I didn't say it was. I just thought that it was funny that was all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slinkydevil Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 I didn't say it wasn't funny. I just thought that it wasn't very original that was all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terse Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 I thought the original was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermj Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Great joke i reckon...or is it true ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hangohill Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Wasnt even funny the first time it was told, and its a realy old 'joke'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slik2000 Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 haha, quite good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terse Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 A DoI worker goes for a crap on the site toilet, which is just a pit with a plank of wood over it, and puts his coat on the plank beside him. After wiping his arse, he stands up, the plank jumps and his jacket falls into the pit. He rushes off to get a bit of 4x2 to recover it but, although he tries several times, the jacket keeps falling back into the pit. A mate arrives on the scene and asks, "You aren't going to wear it again are you?" "Of course not!" "Well why bother to try get it out?" asks his mate "Because me fucking sandwiches are in the pocket!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasonc Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 Quite possibly the worst joke(s) i've read - and that includes all from Penguin wrappers :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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