gisleofman Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 A man entered a tattoo parlor and wanted to get a tattoo. “What can I do for you?” asked the tattoo artist. “Well,” the man replied, “I want to get a $100 dollar bill tattooed on my penis.” “I’ve never had that requested before. Do you mind if I ask why?” “Well, I really like to watch my money grow. I also love to play with my money and, I’ll tell you what, my wife can blow a hundred dollar’s better than anyone I’ve known!” . ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Never be too ready for the internet my neighbour says.... https://www.facebook.com/ManxHaven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
credente Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 Whenever you go out on the pull, always look for a woman who has a tattoo. There's no easier way of spotting a woman who's capable of making a decision she'll regret in the future. My mate's going to be on 'Embarrassing Bodies.' He' s got an Aston Villa tattoo on his back. I've got a brilliant tattoo of a ninja (F*cked if I can find it, though!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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