Sexist Twist - A couple to lighten the evening

[Yin & Yang]

What's the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary? Get married on His birthday.

 

Women! If you want to know why they are called the 'opposite sex', express an opinion.

 

Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.

 

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.

 

Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

 

A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.

 

They say that men only think about sex. That's not exactly true. They also care a lot about power, world domination, money and beer.

 

And last:

 

Love is: the triumph of imagination over intelligence.