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Facebook - Stuff for sale in the north,isle of man.

 

"Beautiful bomb proof persian girl 450 7 weeks old and ready for her new mum xxxx"

 

Check out the charming discourse regarding a 7 week kitten and comments that 7 weeks is too young. Would anyone buy something for £450.00 from this seller? Grief some people need an education.

 

"Look there still with there mum! !!! there cat mum doesn't have nothing to do with them And what if there was only one in the litter And this post is for people interested in buying Not for nosy gobshites And the picture was taken at 7 weeks And are Now ready to go if the choice was mine I'd keep them forever So go troll on someone else or inbox me ill give you my address and come say it to my face in other words feck off"

 

"you pissed off at me are jealous of my holidays and pussy There not even my cats you stupid retard"

 

"What part of not my cats do you not understand? You wanna get a life!"

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Today's classic advert. "I'm looking for a single bed mattress and chester draws pls".

 

One in seven adults is functionally illiterate, often through no fault of their own.

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Some people aren't very academic and/or late developers. After leaving school some don't use written English much.

 

My mother (retired teacher) often helped people fill in forms for invalidity payments etc. because they didn't understand these forms and had just thrown them away. English is a rotten language to master anyway, it's so irregular :( .

 

Ask people at the pub to add up the cost of the round in their head or even on paper, you may be amazed.

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Today's classic advert. "I'm looking for a single bed mattress and chester draws pls".

 

One in seven adults is functionally illiterate, often through no fault of their own.

That would obviously be Dopey then.

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