mollag Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 A Manx Engineer dies and goes to Hell. Dissatisfied with the level of comfort, he starts designing and building improvements. After a while, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators. The Manxman is a pretty popular fella. One day God calls and asks Satan, "So, how's it going down there?" Satan says, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this Manx engineer is going to come up with next." God is horrified. "What? You've got an Manx engineer? That's a mistake - he should never have gone down there! You know all Manx engineers go to Heaven. Send him up here! " Satan says, "No bloody chance. I like having an quality engineer on the staff. I'm keeping him." God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue your arse off." * "Yeah, right," Satan laughs, "and where are you going to get a lawyer?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rmanx Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Except the Manx Engineer would have given Satan an time frame of "ohhhh be about a fortnight yessir" and never actually finish the work... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merkin Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 What is the relevance of his being Manx? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rmanx Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 There isn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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