Speckled Frost Posted July 28, 2004 Posted July 28, 2004 A suggestion from 'idea-for-a-day.com Equip all airline passengers with a seven inch jungle knife. Any terroristwishing to hi-jack the plane would have to be pretty resolute to overcome seven hundred armed people, fighting for their lives. Genius. Let's have other people's pearls of wisdom to combat terrorism
Cret Posted July 28, 2004 Posted July 28, 2004 Giant robots patrolling the skies. They'd keep an eye out for terroristy types and wack 'em with laser beam eyes before they start blowing people up. A little simplistic perhaps but a corker of an idea. Even just a few 'Gorts' dotted around here & there, although people might laugh at their silver wellies.....
Speckled Frost Posted July 28, 2004 Author Posted July 28, 2004 Ban overweight people from going near terrorist targets. Any suicide bomber then carrying a belt full of explosives would be easily spotted among the waif-like crowd.
Tonto Posted July 28, 2004 Posted July 28, 2004 understand from my security snout that one of the few silver linings as a result of 9/11 is the drop in attempted hijackings because said terrorists now know that passengers will not sit passively waiting to be shot one by one any more. so we probably dont need that axe eugene... sorry showing my age
Rog Posted July 28, 2004 Posted July 28, 2004 Mandatory free pre-boarding alcoholic drink with ham or pork sandwich. All female cabin crew to be stark naked. Pork Scratchings crumbs on each seat Each seat made from pigskin Pressurised spray canisters of pork dripping above each seat with auto-release mechanism That would do for starters Mind, the last time that I flew ‘Manx’ the thought of the cabin crew ‘in the raw’ would have put me off as well. The lead stewardess may not have been a lesbian but by God I’ll bet her wife was.
Stavros Posted July 28, 2004 Posted July 28, 2004 The lead stewardess may not have been a lesbian but by God I’ll bet her wife was. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It was years ago that I first realised that I was a lesbian. Stav.
Stavros Posted July 28, 2004 Posted July 28, 2004 Heh, I like this one: The U.S. government has a new website, Ready.gov It's another attempt at scare mongering in the style of the old "duck and cover" advice after WWII. The fun thing is that these pictures are so ambiguous they could mean anything! Here are a few interpretations: If your building collapses, give yourself a blowjob while waiting to be rescued. See: Duct & Cover Stav.
Bill Posters Posted July 28, 2004 Posted July 28, 2004 Reminds me of "Protect and Survive" by the Dubliners PROTECT AND SURVIVE John Clifden Well the government`s made a document To help prevent embarrassment And in the event of an accident Catching us with our trousers down It`s no use to you when your dead, nor even when alive And the name of this piece of paper is, protect and survive Chorus: So when the nukes come raining down, it`s great to be alive Well, World war three can be such fun, if you protect and survive Protect and survive Well a nuclear strike can be recognised It would stand out in a crowd There`s a flash then a bang then a blast of heat Then a bloody great mushroom cloud, So if you happen to see one at the end of the street Would you please pick up the telephone and inform your local police Put sticky tape on your windows Block your ears and close your eyes But it won't make a blind bit of difference You won't have to watch yourself fry If you find yourself in the target zone And you haven't got a shelter Take a spade into the garden And dig like merry hell, sir They've got strategic ICBM's Both theatre and tactical With independently targeted Multiple reentry vehicle's Backfire bombers, Polaris sub's, cruise missiles And the boy's who hang around the Pentagon Can't wait to use these toys When Armageddon gets underway And the rockets come pouring down All the bloody politicians who started it Will scuttle off underground And when they finally reemerge With no life to be found They can administrate the rubble And they can order each other a round For they give us a four-minute warning When the rockets are on their way To give us time to panic and Christians time to pray So when you hear the siren's going Place your head between your thighs Whilst maintaining this posture You can make a final gesture And with a little muscular pressure You can kiss your arse goodbye So when the nuke's come raining down It's great to be alive, well World War Three can be such fun If you protect and survive Protect and survive Protect and survive Protect and... MP3 clip
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