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5 hours ago, The Old Git said:

As someone on twitter said (too early?)

52 is a pretty good innings for a leg spinner. 

Except he could also bat. Got 99 twice in test cricket. 
 

Iconic cricketer - even though he played for the opposition you couldn’t help but like him. I remember him bowling Gatting with ‘the ball of the century’. We all thought ‘fuck, that was good’. 
 

Favourite story, which may not be true, is when someone said to him “Eh Warney, why are you so fat”, to which he replied “Every time I fuck your wife, she gives me a biscuit”. Classic sledging. 

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4 minutes ago, littlebushy said:

Fantastic cricketer. Complete shock when I read it.

 

Wasn't that Merv Hughes Wrighty?

Could be. The origin of these stories tends to get blurred. Great line, whoever said it first. 

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It was a great line! According to Mr Google it was neither!

 

Everytime I make love to your wife, she gives me a biscuit.” Yes, you heard that right. That was Zimbabwean bowler Eddo Brandes’ reply to Australia's Glenn McGrath when the latter asked him: “Why are you so fat?

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It's a well travelled story whoever said it first. There's something special about the Aussies and cricket though and Shane Warne was second only to Bradman in the Australian national consciousness. What a loss to a wonderful nation, far too young. 

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