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Sex (funny One)


zephyr

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Sex is funny it’s a three letter word

Makes you do things that are so absurd,

Dressed in leather, kept in chains

It’s the way politicians relax their brains

 

Nipple clamps what are they all about?

All they do is make you shout

Squashed flat nipple, battered and bruised

I must admit it has me confused

 

An adult man wearing a nappy?

No accounting for taste, he must be happy

Let nanny feed you from her breast

Here’s your rattle, don’t you mess!

 

Ten denier, sheer black stockings

Nowt wrong with that, nothing shocking

But when worn by a hairy arsed bloke

They must be mad, someone tell me the joke

 

Shaving, piercing, watersports, pain

Has the world gone totally insane

Peeing over the one you love

Beating them with a studded glove

 

Stretched on a whipping horse, legs laid bare

The riding crop doesn’t care

Swish and pain, red welts left

Buttocks crimson gasping breath

 

Necrophilia its dead boring the one good thing no ones snoring

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