zephyr Posted June 23, 2004 Posted June 23, 2004 Sex is funny it’s a three letter word Makes you do things that are so absurd, Dressed in leather, kept in chains It’s the way politicians relax their brains Nipple clamps what are they all about? All they do is make you shout Squashed flat nipple, battered and bruised I must admit it has me confused An adult man wearing a nappy? No accounting for taste, he must be happy Let nanny feed you from her breast Here’s your rattle, don’t you mess! Ten denier, sheer black stockings Nowt wrong with that, nothing shocking But when worn by a hairy arsed bloke They must be mad, someone tell me the joke Shaving, piercing, watersports, pain Has the world gone totally insane Peeing over the one you love Beating them with a studded glove Stretched on a whipping horse, legs laid bare The riding crop doesn’t care Swish and pain, red welts left Buttocks crimson gasping breath Necrophilia its dead boring the one good thing no ones snoring
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