zephyr Posted July 30, 2004 Posted July 30, 2004 I haven’t got a cuddle couch It’s lumpy in the middle You can’t get down and dirty on it You can’t even have a fiddle Every time you get a grope The cushions slide, you’re on a downward slope Ending up swallowed by this poxy settee It’ll be the end of my sex life just you wait and see I’ll burn the bugger, to the tip it’ll go With a new divan maybe my sex life’ll grow Choose a new sofa, a brand new futon Somewhere to woo a girl upon We could have sex un-abandoned and free Without the cushions trying to flee Oh the bliss the ecstasy, release A new chaise lounge is bound to please If your sex life is boring and nothing seems new Get a new sofa and you’ll shag all day through
Observer Posted July 30, 2004 Posted July 30, 2004 That's different? You could try selling it for advertising for, say, B & B Furniture?? Terry Cringle could sing it on Manx Radio and finish up with the B & B jingle. Teehee.
zephyr Posted July 30, 2004 Author Posted July 30, 2004 Now that I would like to hear. By the way do I get a proper cuddle couch out of this?
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