Bill Posters Posted August 12, 2004 Posted August 12, 2004 You should have done a Poll on that. Bet they are real fun at the metal detector at the Airport.
Ripsaw Posted August 12, 2004 Posted August 12, 2004 I bet their mobile phone rarely looses it's signal.
Stavros Posted August 12, 2004 Posted August 12, 2004 Steve's girlfriend finally realises where and how her piercings have been going missing when Steve has performed oral sex! Stav.
lectro Posted August 12, 2004 Posted August 12, 2004 Reminds me of that scene in Pulp Fiction Lance: Hey, whattya think about Trudi? She ain't got a boyfriend. You wanna hang out, get high? Vincent Vega: Which one's Trudi? The one with all the sh*t in her face? Lance: No, that's Jody. That's my wife.
monkey_magic Posted August 12, 2004 Posted August 12, 2004 He, or somebody very like him, hangs out at Camden Market. And he wears big fluffy boots. And that's about all I can think of to put in this post.
ykstarr Posted August 12, 2004 Posted August 12, 2004 I think the image is a "her" Imagine having to take all those piercings out to have a shave??? Be a total f**king nightmare!!! Now where's my magnet gone??
Uni Posted August 16, 2004 Posted August 16, 2004 Dude or Dudess? Clever way to getting a chick! "Oh, I love how your face looks like a dartboard!"
loaf Posted August 16, 2004 Posted August 16, 2004 Didn't the same fella feature in a latter episode of Red Dwarf? Personally I'd class that as an example of mental illness; I'm not against piercings in moderation, but Christ on a bike...
Bill Posters Posted August 16, 2004 Posted August 16, 2004 example of mental illness No, surely an example of metal illness!
Jay Posted August 18, 2004 Posted August 18, 2004 This story is notable for its use of the words "hammer" and "masturbation" in the same sentence. Read on at your own risk. (March 2000, Australia) A man in his early thirties died in the hospital today after being discovered in his downtown antique restoration workshop suffering from severe groin injuries. He was barely conscious after an apparent accident when paramedics rushed him to Freemantle Royal Infirmary where he died of his injuries. Cub reporter Angeline MacKenzie discovered that the man, Bruce Coltrane, had been found by his wife after she heard cries of agony coming from the workshop. It was a hot day, with the temperature soaring well into the 40's C, and Coltrane was enjoying an ice-cold Coca Cola. MacKenzie believes that the man became aroused by the heat and boredom, and started to masturbate. During his masturbation session, he decided to enjoy a bit of self-piercing by hammering thin nails into his foreskin. He apparently slipped and missed the nail, hitting the glans of his penis with the 2 pound hammer and splitting it wide open. In shock from the pain and the sight of his mangled organ, he reached for the Coke and poured the cooling liquid on to his bleeding member whilst staggering towards the phone. What happened next defies belief. Coltrane's pain was so extreme that he passed out and fell to the floor. He woke several hours later to discover to his horror that not only his penis but also his scrotum and testicles were completely missing. The investigation revealed that the blood and sugary drink had attracted rats which proceeded to feast on the unconscious man's exposed genitalia, even delving into the soft flesh of his intestines, only stopping when he regained consciousness and began to move. Bleeding profusely he cried for help, but it was too late for Coltrane. He died in the hospital from shock and loss of blood. Wouldn't it have been safer to pop into H Samuels and get an ear stud?
Observer Posted August 19, 2004 Posted August 19, 2004 Is that really a female?? That head must be pretty heavy too eh? Good (horrible) story Jay :-)
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