Stavros Posted August 19, 2004 Posted August 19, 2004 Wouldn't it have been safer to pop into H Samuels and get an ear stud? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "Yes, I'd like to have an ear stud. Err, could you just pop that here on my foreskin for me....." Stav.
Observer Posted August 19, 2004 Posted August 19, 2004 What's that little man building???? Or is he shaking with rage because they wouldn't let him on the plane??? Heh!
puddy Posted August 19, 2004 Posted August 19, 2004 Bloody Nora. Looking like that person (unsure of gender) would effect everything and everyone in your life. What a complete bag of Sh*te. They must have a screw loose there, somewhere...
puddy Posted August 19, 2004 Posted August 19, 2004 And the r@t stories on this forum are going down well, please keep them coming.
monkey_magic Posted August 19, 2004 Posted August 19, 2004 They must have a screw loose there, somewhere... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think the loose one is about an inch and a half to the left of his/her nose.
Observer Posted August 20, 2004 Posted August 20, 2004 Well, here's the love of her life ....... (Viewer discretion required - may not be considered work/child friendly)
Minnie Posted August 20, 2004 Posted August 20, 2004 Omigod! That brings tears to my eyes and I'm not even a bloke! Can't imagine he has much of a sex life Maybe it's the lastest enlargement/lengthening method???
Stavros Posted August 20, 2004 Posted August 20, 2004 Ironic that you have to "Click to Enlarge" that. /if only the same thing would happen in real life eh? Stav.
Observer Posted August 20, 2004 Posted August 20, 2004 I think the silly boy must surely have broken it eh?
Guest Rox Posted August 20, 2004 Posted August 20, 2004 He could do with a bit of Neutrogena on his hands. They look very dry.
Observer Posted August 20, 2004 Posted August 20, 2004 That's from handling all that metal no doubt :-) He must use an awful lot of Brasso to look his best me thinks.
Speckled Frost Posted August 20, 2004 Posted August 20, 2004 If his girlfriend inserts a magnet they could cut out all that fumbling in the dark.
Bill Posters Posted August 20, 2004 Posted August 20, 2004 When she said "I'll give you a ring later..." I don't think he'd expect that.
Observer Posted August 20, 2004 Posted August 20, 2004 It's when HE says "I'll give you a ring later..." that I would start sweating, Bill. Did I say sweating?? No running.... very fast running. Edited to add a nice concise comma for smooth interpretation. LOL!
Bill Posters Posted August 20, 2004 Posted August 20, 2004 sweating Bill. Can you do that? At least you'd hear him coming.
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