RC-Drift.com Posted August 16, 2004 Posted August 16, 2004 I killed two birds last year, but they were travelling in the oncoming lane - no adherance to the highway code. What could I do?...think you'll find you need to be in contact with aforementioned highway for that excuse to hold water me, I zapped thousands of ants in the front garden yesterday - they'll be back and another thing, anyone else noticed the spiders are getting big again /(00)\
the mo beats experience Posted August 16, 2004 Posted August 16, 2004 i killed a hover-fly last week, i thought it was a wasp, quick flick of the wrist and sparked it out, i thought it may have been just unconsious, but he didn't get up. flying insects don't xxxx with me, bah!
Stavros Posted August 16, 2004 Posted August 16, 2004 An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. I know some people like that as well. Stav.
Bill Posters Posted August 16, 2004 Posted August 16, 2004 quick flick of the wrist For some reason, I don't have any trouble imagining that
french Posted August 16, 2004 Posted August 16, 2004 Oh I see. I suppose if the birds had been in the on-coming lane I would have missed them... unless I was driving on the wrong side of the road, which, if I was foreign and stoned, is a distinct possibility. The poor little things... bip-bip, and they were gone!
Stavros Posted August 16, 2004 Posted August 16, 2004 What Was The Last Animal You Killed?, And what will Jesus think of you? Jesus said:"Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword." Matthew 10: 34 - 36 Jesus also ate lamb and fish so I don't think he would mind us killing a few animals! Stav.
Dave the Cardboard Box Posted August 16, 2004 Posted August 16, 2004 I can smell your lies from here. It wasn't a lie. It was a typographical error. It was 1.30pm, not 1.30am.. And the snail died because of events in Fiji forty years ago. Chains of events, cause and effect. Thank you Jesus
Stavros Posted August 16, 2004 Posted August 16, 2004 The three wise men arrived to visit the child lying in the manger. One of the wise men was exceptionally tall and bumped his head on the low doorway as he entered the stable. "Jesus Christ!" he exclaimed. Joseph said, "Write that down, Mary; it's better than Clyde!" Stav.
monkey_magic Posted August 16, 2004 Author Posted August 16, 2004 It wasn't a lie. It was a typographical error. It was 1.30pm, not 1.30am.. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No... it was 1.30 am, aka 1.30 in the frigging morning. 01.30, not 13.30.
MrsTrellisfromNorthWales Posted August 16, 2004 Posted August 16, 2004 Well, it might have wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her if you hadn't gone and she'd swallowed it.
Tee Posted August 16, 2004 Posted August 16, 2004 Well, it might have wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her if you hadn't gone and she'd swallowed it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> talking spiders here right?
Guest Rox Posted August 16, 2004 Posted August 16, 2004 I sincerely hope so. The thought of it involving MM and his gran is just too awful to think about. I still don't believe him. No sir.
Dave the Cardboard Box Posted August 16, 2004 Posted August 16, 2004 MM - does this mean that really really big spiders that are hoovered up and thrown outside take about 12 hours to find their way back to their point of origin? Or are you lying? (She's quite perspicacious is Rox you know) And what have I told you about stamping on snails at night? Apart from do it more often.
Guest Rox Posted August 16, 2004 Posted August 16, 2004 I'm not as perspicacious as I used to be you know. Not now I've discovered Right Guard.
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