monkey_magic Posted August 16, 2004 Author Posted August 16, 2004 MM - does this mean that really really big spiders that are hoovered up and thrown outside take about 12 hours to find their way back to their point of origin? Or are you lying? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No, it doesn't mean that. It means that really really big spiders that are hoovered up and thrown outside take about 36 hours to find their way back to their point of origin.
Dave the Cardboard Box Posted August 16, 2004 Posted August 16, 2004 Perspicasity - Right Guard? What chance does that have to negate the smell of a girl from Peel? It needs at least a brew of Castrol R, Redex, rope pitch, and Lionel Blair to combat such odours.
monkey_magic Posted August 16, 2004 Author Posted August 16, 2004 Are you two talking in code? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Nope. DtCB is just getting confused between the time I rescued my Gran from a big spider in the bath at 1.30 am this morning, and when I did the same thing at lunch time on Saturday. He also gets confused with how many hours there are in a day.
Cret Posted August 16, 2004 Posted August 16, 2004 I whacked several mackerel last week but they wouldn't have really known about it for more than a split second. Besides, just before I waste a fish I tell it that I'm just about to let it go in a second. That way they don't have the overwhelming fear of their imminent demise in their last few moments, because I'm nice like that. Sadly, they still seem to sh1t themselves each time all over the inside of my boat though.
jagman Posted August 16, 2004 Posted August 16, 2004 Cockroaches - hundreds of the big, shiny bastards. And I enjoyed every minute of it too. Sorry, Jesus.
Minnie Posted August 16, 2004 Posted August 16, 2004 I whacked several mackerel last week but they wouldn't have really known about it for more than a split second. Besides, just before I waste a fish I tell it that I'm just about to let it go in a second. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Now what was it you said in the other post about not liking to cause animals any pain an suffering??? You could kill two birds with one here so to speak, Cret, if you read WildDogs post...........whack the fish you catch over the head then stuff them with bicarb of soda and see off a few of those gulls you don't like in the process. And, no, I'm not being serious, I don't condone cruelty to any animals, even sh*tty seagulls!
Ean Posted August 16, 2004 Posted August 16, 2004 A spider that was sitting on the doorside of the door handle, I reached out to open the door and crushed it in between my fingers it was it's own fault for being there in the first place. anyone else noticed the spiders are getting big again Yes, there's one in our garage thats fecking huge. Thought it was a mouse the first time i saw it scuttling along the benchtop, i now xxxx myself everytime i go in just in case he has managed to rig up some sort of trap to kill me.
Mission Posted August 16, 2004 Posted August 16, 2004 Heh, with all due respect, you need Mission ® 100% guaranteed to remove all those pesky spiders from your home.
Bill Posters Posted August 16, 2004 Posted August 16, 2004 A word of warning, when I did a search for spider trap and clicked on images, one of the images I clicked on wanted to close down my browser. Took me ages to get passed the message. I can't remember which image it was and I don't want to do it again. Off to run a full system scan, just in case.
loaf Posted August 16, 2004 Posted August 16, 2004 I once dropped a bed on a gerbil. Well, didn't drop it as such, was putting it on its side in order to retrieve said escaped gerbil and while I was busy doing this, it snook round the back while I wasn't looking, and consequently got crushed by it, with a rather unsavoury "crunch" noise. No blood, just a rather flat, instantly deceased gerbil.
Cret Posted August 16, 2004 Posted August 16, 2004 I whacked several mackerel last week but they wouldn't have really known about it for more than a split second. Besides, just before I waste a fish I tell it that I'm just about to let it go in a second. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Now what was it you said in the other post about not liking to cause animals any pain an suffering??? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> How come you've managed to quote something you haven't actually read Minnie? I.e. they wouldn't have really known about it for more than a split second. Anyway, even if I was nasty enough to blow up the seagulls I wouldn't waste freshly caught fish in the process! It's for my freezer!
Minnie Posted August 16, 2004 Posted August 16, 2004 How come you've managed to quote something you haven't actually read Minnie? I.e. they wouldn't have really known about it for more than a split second. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Sorry, I'm lost???
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