j2bad

4 hours ago, piebaps said:

Good luck with the charity stuff. A fine resolution.

Do we have a local charity that does provides services specifically for lonely old men? If not what is it that a sad old man lonely old man want more than anything? Whatever it is,  Mr Funk seems to have a good grasp on it and wants to facilitate their desires, a bit odd but I am sure someone would appreciate the offer.

They are freelancers working self employed, rather confusingly whilst most round my way are delivered from a tatty white van, some come via Manx Independent Carriers vans that are borrowed by self employed Hermes drivers, learnt this when tried to process a return via MIC that had just been delivered by one of their vans.

No one takes dilligaff seriously though he's just an old has been, Manx radio is like comfort blanket that helps the poor sod cope with the pains of old age.  

12 minutes ago, dilligaf said:

I was aiming that at the female, 

You wank off over Judith Ley ? Explains a lot that, be Horlicks time soon nightee night. 

2 hours ago, notwell said:

Does 3fm provide anything other than  basic music content really?

News, a working website, video content, local competitions engaging schools and work places, oh and adverts but no where near as intrusive as the way Manx radio do it. They are a radio station trying to be a radio station not some weird attempt at social engineering that Manx Radio is trying and failing to be.

9 minutes ago, TheTeapot said:

A sustaining member!

Aye, for a bunch of decrepit useless old wrinklees they certainly bone us all.

4 hours ago, Stu Peters said:

Roger - this isn't my area of expertise, but I think what Alex was saying is that the telephone/TBU system has had a video facility as part of the software for some time, and the 'new' digital desks installed some years ago are able to send a 'voice present on channel' signal to it that automatically switches a number of minicams (rather than just one webcam) thereby making stuff visually more interesting. Should work well on programmes with lots of guests for example.

So I think it's only the minicams that had to be bought-in especially, and it all seems rather clever. I'm not keen on it - the cameras are clearly faulty as they make me look fat.

The technology is shit though, the output is just random cuts between cameras and completely pointless mainly because it's radio and let's face it if looks had been a factor in employment you would still be driving taxis, and that's a compliment as what would the rest of them do? Suppose if MR actually ever asked a tough and unexpected question then a close up of the interviewees response might give some insight but as that never happens and all it does is randomly cut to wide or the presenter it's just pointless crap, as for their own version of iPlayer? Embedding YouTube clips in a webpage is not iPlayer.

1 hour ago, Aristotle said:

I'm a handsome young stud with a brain. What's not to like?

The remnants of dog poo trodden into your bedroom carpets?

30 minutes ago, irishone said:

And DillI - I do appreciate your support, I really do. 

He's a likeable rogue.

4 hours ago, notwell said:

I had a toodle up north today (mooragh park was looking great and very busy) and thought I saw you Rhumsaa.    In a Smart car but I could have been mistaken.

Dacia Sanderos are not smart, though I get what you are saying it's a scale joke, yes?

13 minutes ago, hboy said:

Strangely I have this vision of a dog barking at its own reflection in a window. 

Lol, jack off.

16 hours ago, notwell said:

The people (externally) who designed the website are at fault in my opinion and need to sort it out by the look of it .  Probably too busy trying to charge more for something that should have been done correctly in the first place.

You have to scroll down to the bottom of the listings.  There about forty signed up.  Which will no doubt mean that it's more than paid for itself but looking at it someone in senior management should be on the phone to the website developer telling them to get it sorted.  

The 'notwell fact' that 40 companies have signed up to a shit website that offers zero value is a either a credit to Manx Radio sales teams ability to bullshit or a clear sign that that Manx Radio advertisers are too thick to know what they are signing up for. It is an obviously shit design that really should have been sorted out before launch, the design flaws were signed off by senior management as was the silly idea in the first place and as for shit websites Manx Radio never learn, look at http://www.manxradio.com/news/isle-of-man-news/ a page that loads 266 news stories by default, no paging and a massive load on the server and the clients bandwidth why they keep trying to get involved in stuff they clearly don't understand at all and why they are allowed to keep throwing taxpayer money at it is unbelievable.

Over to notwell who will give you a vague but positive spin on why this is already the most successful thing ever without any evidence to back that up.

12 minutes ago, woody2 said:

j2gay and nothard are the same person, just put them on block, i have.....

#woodtarde

1 minute ago, notwell said:

Nope. It could be you then that he arrived smelling of.

So does he just knock on the door say hello then shag your wife,  what a man ( him obviously)

1 minute ago, hboy said:

Trolling yourself now? You're taking tips from Gizo clearly. The sock drawer really stinks. 

Lol jack you are a total mentalist. 

2 minutes ago, notwell said:

Er..it's the milkman.

Who pops round still smelling of your mum.

Well she is long dead sadly, so figures he shags your wife.

27 minutes ago, notwell said:

If I could see that post I'd hazard a guess it includes anger.   

Get over yourself you sad middle aged short lonely muppett. 

You'll be even more bored Boredom now they're clamping down on that trolling on the IOMN&P page.

The Notwell marriage, total stud shags escorts and all that, hates his wife bought her a dacia to do his shopping she hates him too but thankfully he is glued to his laptop posting government bollocks all day every day, so she bangs the postman who the kids call dad.

37 minutes ago, censorship said:

'ITV presenter XXXXX her XXXXXX with XXXXXX' headline.

Ooh a parlour game, are the X's actual letters and how many guesses do we get?

2 minutes ago, TheTeapot said:

And if it was a massive hairy mess...?

I won't be watching but probably explains why he has to take his own loo roll.

1 hour ago, hboy said:

It was a metaphor, an analogy, Manx Radio is as much a public annoyance as dog shit.

So you saying Manx Radio hides under fallen leaves in Onchan just waiting for unsuspecting bus wankers?

6 minutes ago, woody2 said:

nope, its like idiots that watch starwars, kids stuff you should of grown out of.......

Says the pikey who posts about fairground rides.

 

 

 

does it breach the subvention rules? iom oft are the first port of call but don't think you would get very far....

What subvention rule is being breached and why?

So which fat jock or hanger on are you?

I'm neither.

 

Which rules are being broken fuckleberry?

pants on fire.

never met an anonýmous internet poster that didn't have an unpleasant streak

You can't have met an anonymous internet poster, you idiot.

 

 

 

does it breach the subvention rules? iom oft are the first port of call but don't think you would get very far....

What subvention rule is being breached and why?

So which fat jock or hanger on are you?

You shouldn't call Scottish people names. They'll paint their faces and kick your arse, yelling 'Freeeeeedoooooom'. In fact, I'd pay to see that.

Calling a fat person fat is hardly calling them names, they abuse themselves. And the Scots who are a fine breed are more worthy than your lazy stereotype, mind you never met a Mancunian who was not sketchy.

 

does it breach the subvention rules? iom oft are the first port of call but don't think you would get very far....

What subvention rule is being breached and why?

So which fat jock or hanger on are you?