Not had the sporty number more than 10 days and it snows - remember you heard the prediction here first. i dread to think what might happen should i decide to wear a thong this summer - a sudden ice age perchance?!! At the very least, yeah yeah. Does my bum look big in this - HELL YEAAAH! Woohooo!

I'm still going to the gym, but am putting on muscle - its scarey when all you want are ankles! More repetitions less weights, or is it the other way round? I'm due a visit with the coach and it kills me because the guy tries so hard not to laugh, it makes me worse. But i got my old billy idol tapes out and transferred them to the MP3 and its hard not to row your guts out to a live version of rebel yell.

Fat arse has LEFT the building.....

Well derrrrrr fat arse forgot to press the PUBLISH AND BE DAMNED BUTTON..!