Lou Reed is coming to town. I have bought 6 tickets. Ouch! That is the sound of my bank balance. It is the cost of reliving your youth. So let that be a lesson to you, young persons everywhere! I think he sang about tvs as well which was another one on my father's list of perverts, and so, therefore, on my list of people to be idolised. Yoof - pah! Its not like that today is it?!! Ye Gods I feel old today.

If I find one of my rooks dead, should I take it to be tested for bird-flu?! Join in the general panic? I had a poached egg today for sheer badness.