Instead of being a 'godbotherer' I've become a 'juicebotherer'! Trying to convert everyone to juicing. I've been on the Juicemaster's turbo juice programme for 3 weeks and when I stood on the scales in the gym yesterday the arrow went DOWN!! For the first time in eons! I'm so happy there's no telling what I may do! Absolutely brilliant. If you're feeling fair fat and nearly 50 like me, nip down to the shop and get a copy and just do it - its working for me and I feel great. (Not on commission either )

So I'm starting the next phase and feeling really motivated. I'll never be wearing a thong to the beach (and never would have even when I had the body to do it) so panic ye not - but who knows I may even wear shorts by the end of the summer. Best Beloved is alarmed because I painted my toe nails for the first time in 15 years! And no, I am not having an affair thanks for asking!

Car is still spanking glorious, I've decided to call her Madonna, after a certain woman of a certain age who gets out there and does stuff.

Have been away on a break, and I do love to come back home again