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Mad As A Wet Hen


Tonto

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Like Shady, guess who's back.

 

I need to pay my subscription but I've been away so long I cant remember how - somebody help me before I forget entirely. Every time I press subscriptions it takes me back to my own subscription page which has no options - and yes I'm as thick as you like - just help me PAY, Dammmit!! My entire memory got wiped on my PDA today so I'm taking no prisoners. Cant remember anything since I got it. And precious little before that. So if anyone can point me in the right direction to pay I would be grateful.

 

Alot has happened to me since I last wrote, dear reader. I am now 'recently single' and looking to open a couple of cans of whoop-ass, as my son would say! Some things stand the test of fire and become stronger and my marriage was not one of them, sad to say. However, we live and learn, dont we children?!

 

So I have a whole new world to discover at my vast age - the drunk, desperate and divorced bar at the Hilton, Anne Summers and toilet seats that stay down all the time...!

 

I'm surprising myself at what I can do - so watch out!

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Hi Tonto!

 

Couldn't help but smirk understandingly as my PDA has turned into my pocket brain as well and when it went to sleep couple of weeks ago, I found myself totally disoriented. And the fact that my syncing cable has been in a place unknown didn't help any. Learned my lesson - have backup batteries, special PDA screwdrivers, syncing cables and all the rest of it properly in proper (and memorable) places. Proper. Am American version of Mary Poppins...

Must admit that there is more important reason for me writing here than just PDAs. I found this forum with one purpose only and that is to find myself a guide. I have a ticket sitting on the corner of my table, telling me that I will be flying to the Isle of Man in two weeks and I have no idea as to what to do or where to go. And no, the information did not vanish with PDA, rather the host I was looking to stay with and be accompanied by... Long story there and would rather not get into it. Sorry...

Before I get too carried away, would you be interested in entertaining a total stranger through the last two weeks of October?

If my request doesn't sound too insane, please let me know and I'll tell you all about the lil ole me.

Enjoy your week!

 

Me :)

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