999 and counting - I've just got broadband in and its fab. All pre-configured with female friendly instructions - its a doddle!

Let me see, whats next? Oh yes - medieval walled cities of Europe - by train...woohoooooo! And so on and so forth!

I went to Reading this year (998) - I was one of only 10 people over 30 there and probably 1 of only 4 over 45! What you doing here Grandma? Bless, you don't think they let people your age organise these things?....smirk...! And no I dont know where the toilets or the first aid tent is and for the love of God, PULL YOUR DAMN PANTS UP...!

India or Spain? hmmm thats a tough one....