I have applied for the application form. It wasn't difficult to find that you are who you say you are, after a brief but thorough search. I also observe that this forum is not the only place where your outspoken and intentionally provocative views elicit negative responses from other people in much the same way as happens here.
So, forum-people, I can vouch that Dick really is a Dick.
And er, who cares..?
Well, seeing as this is the only forum I use...but hey what does it matter.