Mystic Derek

Sorry, I have too much integrity to work with a bunch of confidence tricksters and charlatans.

Sorry, you're too late. Offer was only open to people who posted before midnight. Prices are back to £5 per reading.

llap - you are in need, lacking something on an emotional level and you need to be open to accept love if it comes your way. The Bastard - you also are in need, faced with two roads you can go down but reluctant to move in either direction. Put all of your energy into whatever your goal is and it will pay off. Clive - you are facing quite a burden, which is in some ways a situation of your own making. Review what has taken over your life, let go, and you will feel a great relief and be happier for it. thebees - you are facing a loss, and need to come to terms with it. You may think something will be good for you, but it won't be and you should review other people's motives in this, if you are being manipulated. Follow your heart and go with instinct. If your heart isn't in something, find something that your heart is in, and you'll be happy. Albert Tatlock - You are ready to try something new and need clarity and insight, which may come from someone you least expect. Be open to their ideas. You need try to maintain more balance in your life between time and energy and what you perceive to be need. You also need to stop masturbating. Isle of Man Government - Be prepared for an epiphany. You will go through an uncomfortable time, but you need to let go of safety nets and be willing to trust the universe. Be confident and find confidence in giving confidence to others. Events that are set in motion which will soon reach their ultimate conclusion.

I don't predict the future. Nobody can do that. I give people insight into the present so they can create their own future.

You are ready to move on from your current situation. Events are now fast in motion. Following a storm and destruction, it is time to rebuild. Make sure you use this opportunity to let go of what you don't need and you will be stronger for it.

Nine of Cups - Ace of Cups, Ace of Pentacles You currently have an inflow of energy or resources at your disposal. You need to commit to using this now and do so wisely. There is an opportunity in front of you for but there is a limited window in which to take advantage of this. You need to decisively shape your own future.

To celebrate Easter Sunday, I am offering everybody a free Tarot card reading. I usually charge £5 (I'd do it free all the time but have to make a living!) so hurry up and take advantage of this offer.