wideload Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 Hats off to the Icelandic people. First they declared themselves bankrupt... Then they set their island on fire.... Anyone else smell the mother of all insurance frauds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terse Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 The last wish of the Icelandic economy was to have its ashes scattered over Europe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loaf Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 First they declared themselves bankrupt... Then they set their island on fire.... I'm just waiting for the luxury apartments to be built next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosferatu Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 An NUFC club spokesman has refused to comment on claims that the source of the dust cloud covering parts of Europe was in fact St.James' Park and not Iceland as previously thought. Cleaners preparing the trophy cabinet for the arrival of the Championship trophy on Tyneside next week have been blamed for the release of ancient material. Stolen from NUFC.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 They haven't seen so much white powder in Iceland since Kerry Katona stopped doing their adverts! Went outside today and got hit by a bag of frozen sausages, a chocolate gateau and some fish fingers. Someone said it's fallout from Iceland. What’s the difference between Cheryl Cole and the Volcano. The volcano is still blowing Ash! Sky News: Emergency services were afraid they could be swamped by a torrent of melted ice. I believe the technical term is 'water' BBC News: Europe faces prolonged air chaos Ermmm, how can there be air chaos when we are all stuck on the ground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbms Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 Perhaps it's a bit early for Icelandic volcano jokes. We should wait a while for the dust to settle. It seems according to the latest poll that people in the UK are going to vote for the Icelandic Volcano Party in the upcoming elections - it's done more for immigration in 5 days than Labour has in 13 years! Gordon Brown asked for cash, but there is no C in the Icelandic alphabet. Kerry Katona has been re-employed by Iceland to snort up the huge cloud of white dust. There is no pleasing the English - last time they got the ashes they were over the moon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheese Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 What was a frozen goods supermarket doing with a volcano in the first place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terse Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 "Waiter! There's volcanic ash in my soup!" "Yes, sir... this is a no-fly zone." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacko Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 The volcano is still blowing ash...unlike Cheryl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacko Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 meh, beaten to it, nevermind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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