mollag Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 A couple from a circus go to an adoption agency, but social workers are doubtful about their accommodation.So they produce photos of their 15 metre long caravan, the back half of which is a beautifully equipped nursery.The social workers then are doubtful about the education that would be provided."We've employed an Oxford don who'll teach the child all the subjects along with Mandarin and ICT skills".There are then doubts expressed about the child’s healthy upbringing."Our full time nanny is an expert in paediatric welfare and diet", they reply.So the social workers are finally satisfied, and ask what age of child they were looking for."It doesn't really matter", they say, "so long as he fits in the cannon". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paswt Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 children of that calibre are not easy to find, I'll get my coat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paswt Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 "My father was a circus midget , my mother was a contortionist ...... she had to be" , I'll get my coat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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