mollag Posted November 4, 2017 Share Posted November 4, 2017 A fella was riding on a No 3 bus minding his own business when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breast-feed her baby. The baby wouldn't take it so she said, "Come on sweetie, eat it all up or I'll have to give it to this nice man next to us." Five minutes later the baby was still not feeding, so she said, "Come on, honey. Take it or I'll give it to this nice man here." As the Bus pulled into Laxey the fella blurted out, "Come on young un. Make up your bloody mind! I was supposed to get off at the Liverpool Arms!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarne Posted November 4, 2017 Share Posted November 4, 2017 I was on the number 3 the other day too, sat opposite a really sexy thai bird. I was like "Don't get an erection, don't get an erection" But she did... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dilligaf Posted November 4, 2017 Share Posted November 4, 2017 1 hour ago, Tarne said: I was on the number 3 the other day too, sat opposite a really sexy thai bird. I was like "Don't get an erection, don't get an erection" But she did... You won't be getting a christmas card from GOMH, I don't think.:-( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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