mollag Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 A Local fella took his old duck to the Vets, concerned because the duck wouldn't eat. The Vet explained to bloke that as ducks age their upper bills grow down over their lower bills and make it difficult for the animal to pick up it's food. "What you need to do is gently file the upper bill down even with the lower bill. But you must be extra careful because the duck's nostrils are located in the upper bill and if you file down too far, when the duck takes a drink of water it'll drown." Yer man goes about his business and about a week later the Vet runs into his client. "Well, how is that duck of yours?" the Vet inquires. "He's dead." declared the heartbroken owner. "I told you not to file his upper bill down too far! He took a drink of water and drowned didn't he?" insisted the Veterinarian . "No." lamented the fella. "I think he was dead before I took him out of the vice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDruid-3X3 Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 Groan and Chuckle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dilligaf Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 3 hours ago, TheDruid-3X3 said: Groan and Chuckle! Took a while to get the joke then. Bless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the stinking enigma Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 what joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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