Driver!

[TheDruid-3X3]

DRIVING

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both
could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising
along, they came to major crossroad. The stop light was red,
but they just went on through.

The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, 
"I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went
through a red light."

After a few more minutes, they came to another major
junction and the light was red again. Again, they went right
through.

The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the
light had been red but was really concerned that she was
losing it. She was getting nervous.

At the next junction, sure enough, the light was red and
they went on through. So, she turned to the other woman and
said, “Mildred, did you know that we just ran through
three red lights in a row? You could have killed us
both!"

Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh! Am I driving?”