Uhtred Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 A horse is in the pub having a few drinks and sees a donkey at a corner table so pops over for a chat. ”What do you do for a living?” asks the donkey. The horse replies “Well in the summer I race on the flat and in the winter I go over the jumps”. ”I give kids rides on the beach” responds the donkey, and then asks the horse “Have you ever won anything?”. ”Oh yes” says the horse, “On the flat I’ve won the Oaks, the St. Leger and the Derby and over the sticks I’ve picked up two Grand National wins and the Cheltenham Gold Cup”. They arrange to meet at the donkey’s house for pizza and an XBox game session the following week and the donkey thinks “I really need to impress this guy...he’s done everything” so he buys a big picture of a zebra and hangs it over his fireplace. The horse arrives and says “Lovely place you have here...and who’s that in the picture above the fire?” The donkey smiles modestly and says “Oh...that’s just me when I won the Champions League with Juventus”. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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