marcus Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 I have many, but one that always sticks in my mind is when i took one of my clients to court on a petty theft charge, just before he was due in he did a runner. 'Excuse me security officer, one of my clients has run from the court did he pass you perchance?' 'Errr whats he look like mate!' 'Shaven head, football top, tracksuit bottoms, training shoes....oh and i think he had his trousers tucked into his socks' 'xxxxxxx ell mate thats xxxxxxx 95% of Birkenhead!!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Someone asked me if I knew if there was any milk left in Shoprite. I said "What do you want, Blue, Green or Red milk?" They said "It doesn't matter which ones they have left, we just need some milk." I then replied and said, "No sorry, I don't know if they've got any left" Not sure why I asked them what type of milk they wanted! Stav. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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