Uhtred Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 A guy meets a very hot girl in a bar, weaves his magic and takes her back to his place. After another few drinks they head to the bedroom and as they’re undressing a voice says ‘I hope it isn’t that really fat bitch from last week!’. ’Who the hell was that?’ asks the startled lady. ’Oh don’t worry’ responds Casanova, ‘It’s just that fucking memory foam mattress’. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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