Saw the happy foreign porter again, had to smile. What an employee! I just visit Liverpool Royal to catch a glimpse of him!I have read so many glossy mags - if you want to know who's doing what to whom and for how long, not to mention how much, whats in and whats out - I'm your woman. It is possible to be so bored your bum goes numb, I can report. Do I care about some bloke caught having it off with the nanny? Do I care about some supermodel caught doing drugs? Not a jot, sorry. Sorry I wasted my time reading about it really, but I had read everything else in the waiting area. What boring lives the rich lead, all desperately vying for the camera's flash, look at me enjoying myself with dead eyes and nobbly knees in very uncomfortable obscenely expensive shoes. Fur coat and no knickers as someone once said. All arse and pocketholes as someone else once said, even.Week 12 approaching, stand by yer beds! Anyone with anything uncrossed on Tuesday will be terminated with extreme prejudice.....not. (just in case the feds are reading this.....who is that breaking down the front doooor errrk!)Cannot tell you what a comfort this blog has been. Not even close