Lonan3

We were taught to go through the ten commandments if we couldn't recall our wrongdoings. That is why, at the age of eight, with no understanding of what I was saying, I confessed to numerous counts of adultery!

Best wishes for the New Year, Tom.

Absolutely brilliant, Tom!

I have to confess that I don't always read your blog right away, Tom (although I usually catch up with it when I've time to spare) but, as soon as I go onto the Forums, I check to see if you've written anything. It's a way of seeing that you're still there, still fighting and, as everyone hopes, winning.

Please keep making entries when you can. Believe it or not, they mean almost as much to your readers as you say that they do to you!

Best wishes,

Lonan3

It's good to hear you're in such fine fettle! I was talking to a distant relative of yours in my cab yesterday who told me a story that could best be described as 'two men, three wheels and one eye!'

I'm sure you'll know what I'm talking about. Best wishes, Tom.

To be honest, Tom, that sounds exactly like the kind of script that Hollywood ought to be thinking about! You painted the picture - and I'm sure a good director could make a superbly humerous movie on that basis.

Wishing you a safe haven,

Lonan3

Everyone who's read that will be holding their breath today. Good luck, Tom!