......Just booking a canal holiday in the deepest Oxford/Birmingham reaches, till this hopefully blows away.
Lots of Wowchervouchers etc to use when coming back up the banks to find supermarkets, if they are still there.
If not, taking a generator and loads of toilet paper, plus longlife milk and hairgel. Oh, and firelighters, but ....maybe a radio...what frequency do you suggest we can contact civilization on?
Are you there?