Mr. Sausages

1 hour ago, Passing Time said:

. What could possibly go wrong?

Bag rips when picking it up.

transfer of poo from bag to hand when tying knot in bag

dog poos on twigs, twigs end up in bag and cause bag to rip.

poo is runnier than expected, meaning it just can’t realistically be picked up

6 hours ago, manxman1980 said:

 

Wenger is an interesting case as well.  I think everyone recognises that he revived Arsenal and had some great teams, however, he won the Premier League 3 times and the FA Cup seven times.  Does that really qualify him as one of the best managers seen in the Premier League or even the English top flight before the Premier League?

 

In the Premier league era there’s only Ferguson and Guardiola with more titles. All time there’s only 7 others ahead of him. 

If they keep arresting drug dealers/importers it will make it harder to get drugs. Very shortsighted of them.

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Deanwood house descriptions 

Because you didn’t tell the reporters. Tell them finlo.

1 hour ago, finlo said:

There was a bunch of (presumes illegal) immigrants rounded up at gunpoint in Douglas this morning yet not a sausage on any of the news outlets I wonder why that might be?

Have you told any of them?

Saying she’s “insufficient criticised” is a damning criticism of her critics. 

Out of interest, which MHKs are sufficiently criticised?  

sleepy joe strikes again

10 hours ago, HeliX said:

 

The last few seconds show the great sense of humour that we’ll all miss

Poor OJ. Falsely accused of murder. And now he’s dead. Such a handsome guy. 
 

OJ Simpson, NFL star acquitted in ‘trial of the century’, dies aged 76

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-68792486

On 4/10/2024 at 11:11 AM, Banker said:

Posted on Iom new & politics Facebook on headings page 

I've spent my 36th Wedding Anniversary alone because my husband dared to speak out about the fraudulent lies and corrupt behaviour. He's in prison for speaking out and standing up to the lying bullies that care more about their salaries than their fellow human beings. Mrs H

Nothing about him stalking a pregnant woman!

Two cars written off, damage to others, people injured, and insurers denied the claim? Wow. Unbelievable.

1 hour ago, A fool and his money..... said:

What's the first thing an insurance company would do when faced with such a claim? I'll tell you what, they'll try to find any reason regardless of how tenuous or immoral not to pay it.

 

Do you think they should pay for something not covered in the policy/contact wording? Or do you think you understand the policy wording better than the insurers or their lawyers?

It’s almost like they need income to pay their staff. What sort of useless company relies on income?

18 hours ago, woolley said:

  Obviously it's me and my lack of religion.

Not lack of religion. Lack of Lack of sociopathy.

2 hours ago, Sign in said:

 

Hopefully this would never happen on the island although its been said that politicians look more comatosed each year!

Top banter.

Free from the reigns of the bbc.

Lol. 

On 2/24/2024 at 9:12 AM, Freggyragh said:

People voted Leave for many reasons and they weren't all red-faced xenophobes, racists or morons.

 

This is going to sound a bit crazy, but I definitely think that since getting my first covid jab my face has got a bit wrinklier. 

2 hours ago, Max Power said:

This is something that I have often wondered about, would the world be a better place if there was a bit of MDMA in everyone's water supply?

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2024/feb/29/mdma-therapy-legal-rick-doblin

There’d be peace in the Middle East 

I’ll be providing free drinks all night this Saturday in celebration. Usual place. See you all there.