Mr. Sausages

5 hours ago, woolley said:

I suspect not. We certainly didn't have the now routine incidence of aliens with "mental issues" on the streets butchering our people, including defenceless young children.

 

That’s happened here. No aliens involved.

31 minutes ago, CallMeCurious said:

US Navy knew exactly when it happened and yet didn't see fit to pass it on.

Didn’t see fit to pass it on to who?

1 hour ago, thommo2010 said:

I doubt it will be, people have been on the course before and arrested, gone to court, fined/imprisoned/chucked off the Island, people still did it. Fact is 99.9% of people won't do it because it's just idiotic but there will always be people regardless of what the punishment is will trey to bend the rules. 

You’re not an Instagram model. I am. I know what I’m talking about here.

Selfie on the tt course is now number one on every instagram models to do list for 2024.

Or that they find the sub with one really fat survivor and four skeletons. 

I sincerely hope they find the submarine so that rich tourists are able to go down in another submarine to view the wreck of the submarine.  

1 hour ago, Asthehills said:

 

Also, has anyone got any top tips on keeping a bedroom cool?

Being passive aggressive and not tidying up worked for me.

Today I found out kwc doesn’t pay rates because it’s classed as a charity. They can afford to install an indoor golf simulator but paying rates is a step too far.

it’s a scary place 

There was a rumour about litter boxes in a school in the south of the island and a load of my friends actually believed it and said out loud that they believed it and so I decided that I had to stop being friends with them and that I had to murder them and all of their children to eliminate their stupid dna.

It’s happening all over the world

100% true. Anybody who says otherwise is an idiot.

Not entirely. It’s in mine too.

Bye bye bojo

Boris Johnson: I've been forced out over Partygate report https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-65863267

Nuclear secrets stored in the bathroom for safekeeping.

7 minutes ago, John Wright said:

Intrigued. Which mods went to King Bills? Or have I missed something?

Sharing this information is against the forum’s terms and conditions. 

On 6/6/2023 at 3:59 PM, manxman1980 said:

Obviously that is not good or clever from the group of bikes.  They should obviously be prepared to stop when approaching QB, however, also worth pointing out that braking on a motorcycle is different from doing so in a car.  It sometimes make more sense for a motorbike to accelerate away from danger than to try an emergency stop and lose control of the bike under braking. 

 

That’s not something worth pointing out. That’s making excuses.

Trump tells it like it is

Cos of all them murders you done?

We should have loads of golf buggies and golf buggy car parks dotted around the place. Free to use. Just jump in, drive it where you want. Park it. Get out. Next person jumps in. And you’re allowed to drive them drunk. There are literally no downsides to this idea. Vote for me as your mhk.

I just watched 7 bikers go the wrong way down a one way street. I saw them approach the junction and stop at the stop sign, not sure which way to go, so I waved at them to get their attention and pointed at the one way sign while they were stopped. Every one of them looked at the sign I was pointing at, ignored it, and drove against the traffic. So fuck ‘em.

I was there that day and you’re lying.

I’m sure you’ll be somebody’s Ike one day.