Mr. Sausages

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Because you didn’t tell the reporters. Tell them finlo.

Have you told any of them?

Saying she’s “insufficient criticised” is a damning criticism of her critics. Out of interest, which MHKs are sufficiently criticised?

sleepy joe strikes again

The last few seconds show the great sense of humour that we’ll all miss

Poor OJ. Falsely accused of murder. And now he’s dead. Such a handsome guy. OJ Simpson, NFL star acquitted in ‘trial of the century’, dies aged 76 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-68792486

Two cars written off, damage to others, people injured, and insurers denied the claim? Wow. Unbelievable.

Do you think they should pay for something not covered in the policy/contact wording? Or do you think you understand the policy wording better than the insurers or their lawyers?

It’s almost like they need income to pay their staff. What sort of useless company relies on income?

Not lack of religion. Lack of Lack of sociopathy.

Top banter.

Free from the reigns of the bbc.

Lol.

This is going to sound a bit crazy, but I definitely think that since getting my first covid jab my face has got a bit wrinklier.

There’d be peace in the Middle East

I’ll be providing free drinks all night this Saturday in celebration. Usual place. See you all there.

It’s just his latest scam. The shoes haven’t even been manufactured. My money’s on them never being manufactured, but he’ll pocket a few grand from his cult followers, they’ll carry on worshipping him regardless, and the media won’t follow it up because Biden’s shoe lace is undone.

I’m not right wing.

If this was Biden it would be headline news.