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Mr. Sausages

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  1. Mr. Sausages
    I sincerely hope they find the submarine so that rich tourists are able to go down in another submarine to view the wreck of the submarine.
  2. Mr. Sausages
    Being passive aggressive and not tidying up worked for me.
  3. Mr. Sausages
    Today I found out kwc doesn’t pay rates because it’s classed as a charity. They can afford to install an indoor golf simulator but paying rates is a step too far.
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    it’s a scary place
  6. Mr. Sausages
    There was a rumour about litter boxes in a school in the south of the island and a load of my friends actually believed it and said out loud that they believed it and so I decided that I had to stop being friends with them and that I had to murder them and all of their children to eliminate their stupid dna.
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    It’s happening all over the world
  8. Mr. Sausages
    100% true. Anybody who says otherwise is an idiot.
  9. Mr. Sausages
    Not entirely. It’s in mine too.
  10. Mr. Sausages
    Bye bye bojo Boris Johnson: I've been forced out over Partygate report https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-65863267
  11. Mr. Sausages
    Nuclear secrets stored in the bathroom for safekeeping.
  12. Mr. Sausages
    Sharing this information is against the forum’s terms and conditions.
  13. Mr. Sausages
    That’s not something worth pointing out. That’s making excuses.
  14. Mr. Sausages
    Trump tells it like it is
  15. Mr. Sausages
    Cos of all them murders you done?
  16. Mr. Sausages
    We should have loads of golf buggies and golf buggy car parks dotted around the place. Free to use. Just jump in, drive it where you want. Park it. Get out. Next person jumps in. And you’re allowed to drive them drunk. There are literally no downsides to this idea. Vote for me as your mhk.
  17. Mr. Sausages
    I just watched 7 bikers go the wrong way down a one way street. I saw them approach the junction and stop at the stop sign, not sure which way to go, so I waved at them to get their attention and pointed at the one way sign while they were stopped. Every one of them looked at the sign I was pointing at, ignored it, and drove against the traffic. So fuck ‘em.
  18. Mr. Sausages
    I was there that day and you’re lying.
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    I’m sure you’ll be somebody’s Ike one day.
  21. Mr. Sausages
    He’s definitely my favourite paedophile.
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  25. Mr. Sausages
    He’s a psychopath with Fritzl eyes. He doesn’t feel emotions like a normal person.
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