A man with a giant pumpkin for a head walks up to his friend (who was from maughold)..
The friend says, “My God! What happened to your head!?”
“Well,” says the man, “I found a genie in a lamp who granted me three wishes.”
“What did you wish for?” says the friend.
“For the first one I wished for a hundred million dollars, and I got it!”
“And the second?”
“For the second wish I asked for the most beautiful woman in the world,” says the man, “and I got her too.”
“The third wish?”
“The third wish is where I really messed up...” says the man.
“What went wrong?!” says the friend.
“Well,” says the man, “I wished for a giant pumpkin head...”