Shake me up Judy

'Or I'll pop a cap in yo ass mofo' to be pedantic.

We'll have Helix and the boys wailing My Yiddishe Mama before we're through.

Has anyone got a link to their timetable for today (Sunday) ? I'd like to see some of the cars before they disappear again. I know they're in Ramsey at some point.

I've been there hundreds of times and never noticed a problem with spilt drinks in the auditorium. It's always very clean, comfortable, and everyone knows how to behave. I'd like to keep it that way and don't want to have to stand while some pisshead spills his pint getting back to his seat in the middle of a performance. Call me old fashioned...

I suspect that Derek tired quickly of the cruise down the mile late at night and the soul rot was getting to him. It ain't Vegas. He misses the cheeky and cheerful meerkats of Manx Forums and our Manx ways. Derek, you're always welcome here.

You can be sure they won't have just done that.

...and booby-trapped

Imagine what the state of the auditorium would be the morning after a popular comedian has filled the place.

Correct. Pawns in the Arab chess game. They don't give a shit about their own people.

I've been aware of it but never actually used it when I've been there. We do send a lot of patients through Liverpool Airport and it's not the most pleasant airport to spend any time in. It's basically a cattle market for Scousers jetting off to holidays in the sun. I'm sure that the quiet area has been valued by those who need it.

There is no political or two state solution. The mullahs don't do modern statecraft and negotiated settlements. They're medieval absolutists. The only solution and hope is a long slow Israeli victory. Other neighbouring states have settled for peace and let's hope it lasts. It's in their own long term interest. As long as the Brotherhood doesn't take over again. The best hope is for a pragmatic Palestinian surrender and renegotiation. Before that Hamas and Hezbollah will have to be destroyed and the mullahs to be overthrown in Iran. Until then nothing will be achieved.

All Hezbollah and Hamas attacks 24/7 are targeted at Israeli civilians. The complete wipeout and destruction of Israel and every last Jew (Including the kids) is their primary aim and casus belli. What's 'targeted' or proportional about that ? This ongoing conflict is not war as you think you know it.

Stupid idea. I'd sack the idiot who's proposing it. They obviously haven't a clue. A fortune was spent by the taxpayer on the upholstery and carpet in the Gaiety. It would be like the old Palace cinema in no time.

All parcel post has been intercepted for years. Not just using dog detection either. They're not just looking for drugs. All covered under the Official Secrets Act too.

There you go with the emotional rhetoric again Helix. Using 'children' in nearly every post to leverage your argument.