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Top 5 excuses to dump someone

 

1) Its not you its me

2) I "do" love you but the timings not right.

3) I'm not ready, just now, for a serious relationship

4) I need some time to get my head straight.

5) I'm shagging your sister/mother/best mate.

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Top 5's in popular culture

 

1) Famous Five - with lashings of ginger beer

2) Jackson 5 - easy as 1,2,3

3) Mi5 - Bodie and Doyle and Ford Capri

4) Channel 5 - The Gadget show, Rough Guide To.. and 5th Gear.

5) Chanel No5 - smells like your aunty.

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