thebees Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 Why is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matty Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 Why is it? Because we can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Skies Are Grey Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 Coz its hard to sit in a urinal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluemonday Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 The additional height is needed to make pretty patterns. And destroy the toilet blocks effectively. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evelyn Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 Because they can't mark their territory when seated. Because they don't care if they dribble all over the seat and floor Because it is quicker and easier Because they can look at it ....... it's a boy / man thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 I searched high and low and eventually found the answer in the bible: God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two extra things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up while urinating. "It's a very handy thing", God told the couple, "I was wondering if either one of you wanted that very ability." Adam jumped up and blurted, "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems a sort of thing a man should do. Oh please, oh please, oh please, let me have that ability. It'd be so great! When I'm working in the garden or naming the animals, I could just stand there and let it fly. It'd be so cool, I could write my name in the sand. Oh please God, let it be me who you give that gift to, let me stand and pee, oh please..." On and on he went like an excited little boy who had to pee. Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted that so badly, that he should have it. It seemed to be the sort of thing that would make him happy and she really wouldn't mind if Adam were the one given this ability. And so Adam was given the ability to urinate while in a vertical position. He was happy and did celebrate by wetting down the bark on the tree nearest him, laughing with delight all the while. "Fine," God said looking back into his bag of leftovers. "What's left here? Oh yes, little hands for cleaning...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimcalagon Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 Because they can't mark their territory when seated. Because they don't care if they dribble all over the seat and floor Because it is quicker and easier Because they can look at it ....... it's a boy / man thing You sound like an expert. Have you made an extensive study of the subject? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manxy Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 I searched high and low and eventually found the answer in the bible: God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two extra things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up while urinating. "It's a very handy thing", God told the couple, "I was wondering if either one of you wanted that very ability." Adam jumped up and blurted, "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems a sort of thing a man should do. Oh please, oh please, oh please, let me have that ability. It'd be so great! When I'm working in the garden or naming the animals, I could just stand there and let it fly. It'd be so cool, I could write my name in the sand. Oh please God, let it be me who you give that gift to, let me stand and pee, oh please..." On and on he went like an excited little boy who had to pee. Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted that so badly, that he should have it. It seemed to be the sort of thing that would make him happy and she really wouldn't mind if Adam were the one given this ability. And so Adam was given the ability to urinate while in a vertical position. He was happy and did celebrate by wetting down the bark on the tree nearest him, laughing with delight all the while. "Fine," God said looking back into his bag of leftovers. "What's left here? Oh yes, little hands for cleaning...." lol, I think you'll find (so it's alleged) that God gave man a penis so he had something to occupy himself with and that God gave women a brain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evelyn Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 Because they can't mark their territory when seated. Because they don't care if they dribble all over the seat and floor Because it is quicker and easier Because they can look at it ....... it's a boy / man thing You sound like an expert. Have you made an extensive study of the subject? Nope just googled it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onchan1 Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 and that God gave women a brain. But forgot to show her how it works on more than one thing at the same time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 lol, I think you'll find (so it's alleged) that God gave man a penis so he had something to occupy himself with and that God gave women a brain. Although Eve couldn't figure out how to use the 'brain' and she wanted to play with Adam's gift which got the whole world in trouble... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loaf Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 Why is it? The same reason why women prefer to hover rather than be seated? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebees Posted October 14, 2009 Author Share Posted October 14, 2009 Why is it? Because we can It is a myth - you cannot, well, not without splashing. Please pass this ground breaking news on to all the boys/men you know, with a bit of luck hopefully this news will make it back to my son/husband/whoever keeps spraying man pee all over the bloody place in my bathroom! grrr grrr grrr. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 whoever keeps spraying man pee all over the bloody place in my bathroom! grrr grrr grrr. Thank you. That'll be those Giant House Spiders looking for a female. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluenose 52 Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 Why is it? Well in my case ( cough ) its to stop the end of my doodah hittin the floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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