Last Ten Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 OK guys answer me this, you park your car in a dedicated Shoprite parking space and somebody genuinely parks next to you, how the f**k are they supposed to get out of their car and how are you supposed to get back in yours? I think the car park has recently been re-lined, maybe to SQUEEZE some more cars into the car park! Now I know why my car has so many creases in the doors!!! Last Ten Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul1005 Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 Do what I do....park over the middle of the line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilitantDogOwner Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 Get a smaller car? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GD4ELI Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 Walk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigDave Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 The minimum permissible size of a parking bay is 2.4m x 5.5m Perhaps you could take a tape measure with you next time - If they're smaller you can really get angry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slinkydevil Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 If this is all you have to worry about,do your blood pressure some good and don't give a shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manshimajin Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 OK guys answer me this, you park your car in a dedicated Shoprite parking space and somebody genuinely parks next to you, how the f**k are they supposed to get out of their car and how are you supposed to get back in yours? Now I know why my car has so many creases in the doors!!! Get a convertible and pray it's not raining? Mind you from bitter experience it does not stop other drivers from bashing your doors. I love the car parks in Australia and New Zealand - they know that I need a lot of space between me and the next bloke/sheila. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manx Barge Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 Why not hand brake turn into a parking space and kick open the door. After a few weeks people will get to know not to park next to you. Leave a few empty cider tins and pill packets on the dash for extra attention. Other than that park up, order using your iphone from tesco and get it delivered to you boot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOMRS97 Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 Or you could order stuff online from Tesco and get it delivered - saves a lot of aggro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manx Barge Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 or you could order it from Tesco like the last 2 people have suggested Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelegend Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 or you could order it from Tesco like the last 2 people have suggested I thought manx barge drove a barge! where do you park it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manx Barge Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 At the side of the canal, where else? Plenty of parking at present, until Tesco start selling barges in there new bigger store. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahc Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 Breathe in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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