quilp Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 But was she friend or enema...? Why was he called, 'The Lone Ranger'? He was always with 'Tonto', i seem to recall... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhumsaa Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 native americans didn't count as real people back then has anyone heard from vader of manx net fame? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonan3 Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 By Christ, yissir - no I haven't. HA HA HA! Has anybody here seen Kelly - or am I in the wrong thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doc.fixit Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Yes you nut, your a crossed thread ! Is American fine the best screw ever ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonan3 Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 There are more loose screws in America than the rest of the world put together. Are gravy granules actually the best thing since sliced bread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doc.fixit Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 they compliment each other. who's the funniest fella or fellaess on MF ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonan3 Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Mrs Sausages [she gives Mr Sausages all her best lines] Who is the worst troll on MF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doc.fixit Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 don't all rush at once. TJ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quilp Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Expect a reply when he returns from Nirvana. Who's next...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manxy Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Expect a reply when he returns from Nirvana. Who's next...? A shop that sells fashion, homeware and beauty products. If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what would happen if you turn the headlights on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrighty Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 A - you can't, but if you're going just below lightspeed and turn your lights on, you see the beam of light travel off at lightspeed. As do stationary observers. See Einstein for explanation Q - Why do you ask? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quilp Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Expect a reply when he returns from Nirvana. Who's next...? A shop that sells fashion, homeware and beauty products. If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what would happen if you turn the headlights on? Everything ahead of you would look the same but out of the side windows it would be a different matter. Why is a paradox...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonan3 Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 It wanted to be a pair o' dice but couldn't spell. What is philosophy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quilp Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 Intellectualised masturbation. Is it angst, or too much lager...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisenchuk Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 Yes you nut, your a crossed thread ! Is American fine the best screw ever ? If you Acme, it's got to be Buttress thread. Is arsenic that nasty accident cyclists have when they shave their buttocks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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